You know me better than I know myself, and boy, i know myself pretty well.

Wake up,
you're the drama queen,
carry on like you're supposed to be,
get away,
hurry up,
Go on.

How long have you been in your bedroom?
Its been three days straight,
With your sheets and your pillow,
The clock on the wall's a reminder.
Just a reminder.

I know i shouldn't let it get to me,
But it does and who am i kidding.

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This space is getting all dusty.

EVERYONE. BEWARE OF BUS 154.
So i was sitting on the bus on a sleepy friday morning, getting some snooze minutes in as usual, on the way to school. This whole bunch of lower-sec malay boys came up the bus and one sat next to me. Paid them no heed and went back to sleep for the sake of smaller eyebags.

First time i woke up, his arm was nudging my leg so i thought it was an accident and continued to sleep and listen to some tunes. Second time i woke up, HIS HAND WAS ON MY ASS. i swear. Scratch that, there was some GRABBING going on.

Needless to say, i yelled 'WTH ARE YOU DOING!' so him and his mates buggered off the bus real quick. It was a traumatic experience, to say in the least, but even more worrying that some 14-year-old boys are bus-hopping and feeling up some unfortunate people.

Next time i see him, someone's gonna get some fist in the balls for breakfast.



That aside.

I recall a rather memorable trip to Island Creamery with a lower-level creature, who goes by the name suat ning. HAHA. I'm sorry C2, i just had to say it. And don't say i don't have proof, cause SOMEBODY conked her head against the hanging Island Creamery sign three times in a little less than three hours, even though i kept warning her. Such a kutu, sometimes! Well someone's gotta provide the entertainment.

That white thing hovering above is the sign. Rather amazing, doncha think?


And although my mudpie looks like gobs of melted goo here, it is a little slice of heaven. Mudpies for the win!

We stole a bazillion stickers. Cause that's what everyone secretly goes there for. Now, I proudly introduce you to FUN WITH STICKERS 101 (brought to you by the award-winning authors, C1 & C2!)


As a make-shift mustache.
This is Suat Ning. Coughs. I really don't know what it is.



As very very fashionable earrings, see!

And random HC people behind us. There was this weirdo HC guy which made SN choke for hours on end.




Rather inproductive study session. Until Nick and sylvia came, we managed to empty the whole tank of iced water, steal a GAZILLION island creamery stickers and watch several movies on ze pod.

Nick and sylvia came later and we had a cup-sucking competition!

Suat Ning won, which just made her the biggest sucker (as coined by nick, whose mouth was too huge to suck the cup properly. BIG MOUTH HAHA.) Sylvia lost her wallet with 170buckeroos worth of stuff innit! And she wasn't even half-depressed about it. WOW.




This is what my weekend consisted off.

1. Mooching around the house and annoying the hell out of my mother.
2. Fruitless trips to GM and claudia's house to 'study'. Joke of the century, i might add.
3. Making pizza in claudia's kitchen and making a mess out of the oven like we always do. Tomato sauce splattered on your shirt is lot harder to get out than you think.
4. Stuffing my face with an assortment of high-fat, high-cholesterol, high-carb etc etc etc foods. Not that i really care anyway.
5. Decided to go for Cats:The Musical.
6. Decided not to go for Cats:The Musical (overpriced, lousy seats, lousy companyLOL I'M KIDDING LIZZ)
7. Met William and the rest of the lads and shot some hoops before a trip of Ice Cream Chefs (second to IslandCreamery, of course!)
8. Painted one line of the poem on my wall in gold paint and then scratched it off.
9. Screwed up praise and worship. I shall never play drums for service again.
10. Got told that Luki would only be coming back on 11th May...?!?!?! Wow nice. Now we can never ever get some decent jamming or a decent enough drummer for the youth team. Darn you, sugiarto.


School has made me a bit of a nervous wreck. Chinese CA AND Math CA in the same week?! I actually studied for chinese, but only because i left the whole book of math notes under my table and couldn't study for it D: I guess its hello to another fail. As if Ms Yoong needs another reason to hate me.

Anyway we had out Napfa Five Items on Monday and it went alright i guess. Its not that big a deal. Not as if the success of your future career depends on how many sit-ups you do, or how far you can jump (extremely ridiculous.)

Went to PS for the 50% sembawang sale! I've never been much of a fan of their music collection, but there was a couple of gems there going for a mere tenner. Managed to snag a Brian Setzer 1981-1989 record, Dirty Pretty Things 'Romance at short notice' and two The Dave Matthew's Band CDs. I shall eat nothing but grass for the rest of the month.

So far,Setzer is brilliant, DPT's is disappointing and The DMB is so-so.

THANK GOD FOR MUSIC.

I don't know about you, but I came here to party.

I am a buoy in the ocean of dancers,
To whom are you grooving too?
Joint hips convince,
what lips do not tell.

The boys are so good,
at making their faces to masks,
Yes they are magnificent,
Kings clad in jeans and too tight sweaters.

So i don't know about you,
but i came here to party tonight.
Party dresses and party sweats,
Floods in an empty room.
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Cal is still wicked at arrangement.
Anyway yesterday's MM meeting was a bit bizarre. Our rather unprofessional choir almost made Mr. Rajoo tear out his hair. And it was even worse that i am playing the BONGO (yes percussionists, you may very well laugh your heart out now) for mass. This is certainly more than bargained for.

In serious need of jamming partners. Pronto.
I need more money (talk about being materialistic) to buy more records. Crikey its been way too long. HMV jacked up the price of Forever The Sickest Kids and i stupidly went to purchase it two weeks ago, and now the price is down by a tenner. But it IS a rather good record :D

Tim sent me some new Big Band music recommendations and they are truly the shizz. Lord please give me some rather undeserved and sudden Saxophone skills please, thanks.

School has been so-so: Running away from the Dustbin every history break like an artful dodger, learning nothing from my chinese mentor Virginia KATELYN and teasing ZY endlessly about him being a house husband. Speaking of which, Suat and I seem to have an innate ability to annoy the guts out of ZY. He totally abhors us! Its scary. Beware the wrath of the HH!

Kai called me a fair-weathered friend?! What bull. I am hurt.

Missed free cone day and i'm still bummed bout that. Why can't Island Creamery have a free cone day? Or a free mudpie day? FREE BAKED ALASKA DAY?!

Its raining now. Stormy weathers, heart-flighter.

Night all.

Wet Skin.

He was there,
and i didn't know,
but i loved him so.

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I am exhausted. Weekends are supposed to be a week to catch up with homework and clock in a few hours of sleep, but not in my calendar.

As if the physical exertion on saturday wasn't enough (I am sunburnt to the bone from the bball games.), i went to sleepover at Bex's house. Of course, we don't SLEEP. More so, if Liz decides to come at 12 midnight after landing at the airport from INDIA. Don't ask me!

Slept for barely five hours and had to go to church. I've never really had a hangover, but i bet this is how it feels like. The worst part was the four-hour trek we had AFTER service, going up and down BThill in preparation for mount KK. WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?!

It was so bad today that in the end, the twenty-five-strong group had withered to a throng of exhausted ten, who actually completed the five flights of (apparently) 1000steps. It was sick! Dinner with mom and jie ains, and then home to nurse my throbbing tootsies.

I need to sleep. Or i shall snap at the certain someone more so than usual during history break tomorrow. DAMN. screw school.


*blog edit at 9:54pm

Oh and please. Stop being such a twat and annoying everyone in the vicinity. Your pathetic attempts to garner attention from us isn't working, thanks.

Makeout Kids never had the chance to be best friends.

Paper princes,
Adorned in gold and silver.
It seems the stars glimmer,
but only for you.

They all have a tale to tell,
all of them.
Written on notepads and paper napkins,
how they sit at roadsides and muse,
Beauty found,
at coffee house corners.

They're all the same.
Take off your colours,
all of them.
And then we'll fly,
my paper prince.

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What's new?
Nothing really.

So we had the average school week. Teachers being annoying and scolding me all the time; check. Plenty of failed tests; check. Sixteen-hour days, falling asleep during classes, collapsing under the piles of homework: check check check!

The only saving grace is my aussome class. You guys are the shizzle.
This was taken on. Hmmmm. Monday?


Fooling around behind ahhhem.


Kenny looks like an ex-convict, i swear. Attempt of looking like avatar: FAIL!

The unsuspecting tiara!
ICE QUEEN! do not be fooled. Her glacial stare is fatal.

the unsuspecting tiara. AGAIN.

Amethyst! Brotherhood!
Lit girls + 2 extras.



totally blocking jac's face but whatever!


Nick Glascow: Nooooooooo.
Suan Hin: Duhhh.

Tuesday pictures.
I swear simlin has too much energy in the morning. Cannot stand it when she starts to camwhore with my camera!

And having this ridiculous traditional games thingy during our SD class. How SAC can CJC get?!?! Tiara was showing off some wicked five-stones moves and Leon was acting cool AS USUAL but total fail!


We were playing tennis with our math notes and a single five-stone. haha!


Zhi Yoong's Mind: I was forced to take this photo with this weird girl.

AND BRACCCE YOURSELVES!

laugh your heart out. and throw it into the DUSTBIN.

Mdm wee, my arch nemisis.
Was a pathetic sick crap on wednesday, stayed home all day and did nothing. Except sleep for sixteen-hours straight and watch american idol like a faithful fan. Kris, adam, allison and danny were awesome as usual!

There is a bug passing around class, i swear. Amy was sick on thursday AND friday, so during economics class, i was wandering around like a lone soul while everyone was at lecture. Stupid girl. Get well soon, ODAC-er.

Friday was the best. Woke up in the morning, so stoked about going for 17 again with my ice-y dice-y people! I did Nick T a favour and high lighted his CSE booklet cause i had an economics break. Ms Mook is scary. She's like mood-swing-queen, and we are the tiny trembling footnotes during CSE class.

Was so bored during history that i walked through the 'exit' door whilst entering the library, just to piss Hagrid(our resident librarian, who resides in a place called FrownTown) off. I think she bust her vein with all the excitement.

After school we celebrated Kenneth's birthday with an ultra girly cake!


wickedd stuff.

George was being an annoying prick and smearing cake on Suat Ning (hereafter known as Virginia, as i have dubbed her so.) Hmmm is this counted as romantic? how very queer :D Happy birthday Kenneth! You old man.

Anyway the two twin weirdos wanted to go to Mcdonalds for the 4.50 value meal, cheap craps that they are. And they led us through this horrible jungle like path for what seemed like years. Virginia and i were like dying cause of the heat, ice cubes that we are. Kai a.k.a ice queen just shunned us all the way as usual cause we complained too much.


first day of school for suat ning!

You guys are bloody hilarious.
Finally made it to united square. which was quite a pretty place with lotsa stuff to eat. Macs was crowded, because of the value meal thing! Sheessh.



Had a hilarious lunch where i christened Leon 'Dino'. cause he looks like one.
Plus with no hair on the side of his head, he even looks more so like a T-rex. Rawwr.

Suat ning was being insulted all the way and she couldnt stand up for herself! Sheesh. She should go for sarcasm 101. Kai went off for some Interact CCA shite, so we milled around.




And kenneth spotted this and said: Hey look! Its leon!
lol.



Look at kenny spazzing with laughter and Leon trying to be cute. eek. cannot stand his pink specs, thanks.

Suat ning is so short hahah!





Toys r us is the love. No matter how old you are.
Ken was a nice lad and brought me and Virginia to the MRT station before going home!

Went to get tickets for 17 again! IT WAS WELL-WICKED. We called Kai like a gazillion times and she still couldnt make it. Merde.

ZAC EFRON. is the sex.
Me and Virginia were screaming during the whole movie. poor people in front, whoever you are.

Zhi Yoong and Kai met up and we ate pasta mania for dinner and we talked about Efron and Kai rolled her eyes and said he was ugly. I predicted all our futures. ZY is going to be a houseHusband! It was the most hilarious and i believe the most accurate. There is no shame in being a future house husband ZY! We'll meet in thirty years at Taka, which will be owned by the TaiTai Suat Ning and run by the genius Kai! :D

anyway friday was fun.

today i was supposed to study, but we played basketball near parkway for a couple of hours. Jennifer was moaning and groaning about the heat when she was actually basking in the shade and reading her book, which she didnt let me touch cause my hands were sticky from sweating. She's a prude! Srsly. Lunch at ajisen and it was Mark's and Ellie's baptism at east coast :D was almost pushed into the sea by mel and jen, those two wisecracks!

Cabbed back with melanie and did some complaining in the car... Sleepover at Bex's tonight! Its no wonder i never get any work done. Four-hour hiking after church tomorrow which i'm not looking forward to at all.

BE. OPTIMISTIC.
two months from now imma be on the top of Mount KK and cursing myself and celebrating my achievement.

See you guys in a bit.




P.S. i forgot about something. Last week Mel and I were at TM and she happened to be wearing the original TWLOHA's Love Is The Movement shirt. So we decided to kick up a fuss at that branch. Just for kicks.

Entered the shop.

Melanie: OH. MY. GOD. look at this?! *turns around a few times for the dramatic effect.
Me: What's this?!


So at the point when i snapped the shot, this shop assistant guy with pretty bad english and a strong chinese accent came over and we had the following conversation.

Dude: Eh excuse me, you not allowed to take photo in the shop.
Melanie: Excuse me! Why did you guys print the fake imitation ones?
Dude: Huh?
Me: Why did the giordano branch copy the original design from To Write Love On Her Arms (*points to mel's shirt indignantly) and put your name on it?
Dude: Mam, all our designs are 100% original. Our designers in hong kong design them (duh.) and its copyrighted.
Melanie: No you didn't. TWLOHA patented this design years ago and i bought this online. For thirty dollars. (the shirts were going for a tenner.)
Dude: Um, no no. These is original.
Me: This isn't even funny okay.

so on and so forth. Freaked out the guy and stormed out furiously. Laughed like crazy for a while. Thus ends the story.

Serves you guys right.