Thursday, December 13, 2012

Meatball pyramid




My sister and her husband decided one day that they wanted a baby. 
'Are you sure?' I asked her. 'They are a lot of work & your nipples will get as big as hubcaps.' 
'They will not,' she answered. 'We're going to start trying right away.' 
Six days later, she called me again. 
'Guess what?' she said. 'I'm pregnant.' 
'Are you sure?' I asked. 'Maybe you just ate something that was dead too long.' 
'No it's true.' she assured me. 'The pink dot says so.' 
'It's impossible,' I said. 'Take another test.' 
'I've taken seven,' she asserted. 'Seven pink dots says you're going to be an aunt.' 
'What did you do?' I asked her. 'Put your ovaries underneath your pillow last night & wait for a visit from the fertility fairy?'





Funniest book I've read all year.

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Paris, 1899


A continuation from here




Take time & imagine
A landscape, like hands, warm
& a plane melting into clouds
silently & beautifully as we watch
from down below,
Rose.

Imagine
A scene, like a film, unfolding
enfolding, embracing
tasting like mulled wine, in my mouth
on an autumn day
Cold tongues licking cold ice-creams
A divot, in the glass, in the kaleidoscope, in eyes
Colours aflame

Don't look,
see.
People in graceful waves
These houses must be made of paper, I'm sure
Buildings transform into
shades,
& well

There are a hundred ways to look at the city
but I like my view the best of all.





By the river
the birds cry out,
& the river begins to sing.

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A lot of the time, for me, poetry comes out of a single moment of intense emotion & flows out as if it were seamless dialogue between people. The greatest instance of this happening was in Paris last year, on a three-week-long backpacking trip with two dear friends. I remember we were sitting on the left side of the River Seine, taking photographs & savouring salted caramel & vanilla ice-creams that we had bought with the last of our money. Paris, in all its romanticism & sepia tones & language with its elegant twists & turns, is an inspiration in itself. I remember that it was very cold & the wind was very harsh (even though it was summer) & we were all laughing at the irony of eating ice-cream in such freezing weather, & the very posh & reserved Parisians were looking crossly at us but we didn't care & laughed anyway, & it was all very beautiful & at that moment I started making leaps into my notebook & scribbled masses of words, lines, stanzas. It was just a pity, to not capture that single moment in time on paper, if you know what I mean. I sent it home on a postcard to my family the very next day.

There's a lot that goes into the process of writing poetry, the conscious or unconscious aspect of it all, that's become very interesting to me. Over the course of this semester, I've realised that writers basically fall into two groups: those who sit down & dedicate a portion of their day to writing & mulling over ideas, carefully constructing poems over a duration & creating masterpieces & inspired projects. While I respect these people very much, it's an attitude that I can never hope to emulate because as said before, most of the time, inspiration for me comes from an image or an atmosphere, & transforms itself into a poem or a song. To be honest, it sometimes feels like I'm cheating, like I have snatched the line from thin air & made it my own...