AND you think band is all dreads and devoid of laughter.
Jo ann: OMG look at how xxxx where's that tee shirt lor... so disgusting.
Sharon: YARH! its just terrible. it's barely covering xxxx stomach's. all the fats want to spill out already can. [?]
***rabid gossiping goes on and on.
Stacy: *sighs. Not to say anything lah, but if you don't have IT, don't bother flaunting it.
Jo ann: Especially when you have a flat tire like xxx.
Sharon: Yeah! haha. *agrees enthusiastically.
*Lull in conversation.
Stacy: Er. Jo ann, do you mean SPARE tire?!
Jo ann: Eh sorry say wrongly.
My six year old cousin is staying over. For three days. Sometime i get the feeling mother craves the times where she can actually cuddle someone small enough to fit in her arms. So because sarah locks herself up in her crib or is at 'school', and sheri is in the awkward puberty/don't talk to me because playing with kids is really uncool for cool people like me who wear arm socks Stage, i am the one left to bear the heavy burden.
So to keep her entertained, i have to constantly come up with new things that will occupy her for the longest times possible. The best so far, is to steal her teeny-booster and hide it somewhere nigh-unreachable. It is a bit cruel, but you must understand my tolerance is running low. These actions, i assure you, is absolutely nessecary to prevent her from doing stupid things like TWIDDLE with my guitar tuning pegs or messing up all my bookshelves.
It is things like that that generally discourage youth such as ourselves from having any offspring. But the conversations we have are quite funny.
Ellyn: Oh yay! Er jie, Totally Spies is on disney channel.
Me: Oh okay. but do i have to watch it?
Ellyn: YAH! and then i can tell you which my favourite one is. [that was her grammer, i kid you not. she can be quite intelligent actually.]
Me: argh okay. Which one?
Ellyn: Ah i don't really like Alex. She look like boy like that, and her hair not nice. I also don't like clover... her eye always heartshape one when she sees guys. She's the one i don't like most...
Me: *tries to stiffle laughter.
Ellyn: I like Sam the best.
Me: Why?? Because she have long red hair is it?
Ellyn: No. Because she have a brain.
For a six-going-on-seven kid, she possesses quite an extraordinary wit.
So besides the fact that she asks for me to play S.O.S by the jonas brothers/All for one from HSM every five minutes, she is quite nice. I will miss her when she departs from my humble abode tomorrow.
OR NOT!!!!
p.s, renee please tell me the end of Eldest. The story is too long and dreary for me to continue. My motivation is currently running at an all time low.
And SERIOUSLY, when are we going to see some action between Eragon and Arya?! Isn't it obvious to Paolini that they were oviously meant for each other, and none of the 'i-am-a-rider-and-you're-an-elf' business should get in the way of true love?! It is rare that i stand so passionately for so ridiculous a romantic relationship, but i have endured more than 900 pages of slightly-more than TASTELESS drivel of this stupid series to get nothing but absolute crap.
If none of this happens in the last part of Eldest, i will bombard Christopher Paolini with hate mail. Three hundred pages to go then.
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