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SPORTS CARNIVAL 08 [AND A WHOLE LOT MORE.]

HELLO ALL.
Its been a long weekend. I have been working hard to simply upload the whole bunch of pictures[almost three hundred were taken that day, mind you, but im only loading up a fraction.] blogger picture uploading is complete insanity, really!

Alright so woke up at the crack of dawn so as to go to temasek poly. Our first sports day that isnt hosted at tampines stadium, or some lousy venue of the like. I had to rely on directions from a steady stream of people to get myself and my sister there. I also managed to trip on the spiral-thing that leads to the second floor or buses, in front of a dozen or so sleepy SACians. Eeks.


Green house! Took out the acrylic paint which i had bought the day before with shanna vatsaloo and the paintbrush. It was surprisingly effective! Long lasting and very easy to peel off. Infact is was so effective that it stayed on the whole sweaty six hours, and most of us ended up with a star and two smudges across our cheeks in a lighter shade of brown then the rest of our faces. haha XD

I, on the other hand, have this quarter shape on my forehead and left cheek because of my fringe. How very lovely.

face painting begins!

ahahha janna has five dimples, if anyone noticed! we counted them at pat's house like ages ago. That girl has too many muscles in her face, i can assure you.

the stars on everyone's faces were pretty! mostly painted by samster.

This photo is cute. Sam you look really sleepy, maybe its just the sun. and ruoen's head looks decapitated!! HAHA

me and shan, the torchbearer. cool shades yo.

Okay everyone should take notice of renee's eyes from this picture onwards. Or the absolute lack of it XP laugh time!

ahahahah!!!
Okay this one shows effort but not all of it.

Still closed. XD

OMG!!!

See this is what happens when you don't eat enough and become unable to perform simple human functions like lift your eyelids.
a successful one!
i left my camera with an assortment of people, so they went crazy with it, there are pictures with people i don't even know innit! how bizzare.
Ah amanda moey just before she crosses the line at the 100m race. She was that far ahead! amazing much?Sarah funny was throwing jagabee pieces out to everyone. how very generous.

Gen was supposed to be poking the ball, but some red people walked in on my brilliant plan and it ended up like this. ah wells!
Our push ball team! who made it real far this year!
marilyn waiting for her turn XD
OH! i found out the truth of my missing camera and phone SAGA during the concert because of sharon's slip of ze tongue. So i did guess right. But because of the event and because its long over, i shall let it slip by me.
GO PEI YI!!!

finally it was our turn to play soccer! i really look forward to this everytime haha! So very fun. especially when your team consists of an insane auntie/gu niang like clare who has flailing arms and leg, emilia the motivator and also very fierce coach, faith the nonchalant midfielder plus me and SAL in front.

woaaah! cool move clare!


Emi was into the game man!

no i didnt almost kick the girl's face.
anyhoos, we won the first match with a score of 3-1 and headed back to the stands. SAL's 'make-up' peeled off, i laughed my butt off when i saw two strips of green hanging off her cheek! hilarious.

our untied we move team before they go for the second game!

Ah this was our second game. only one shot managed!

our 8x50 runners! haha they were awesome! team made up of pei rong, sharon[wow, bombarded us with speed despite lack of height! love ya haha!] jannabanana[the only time i've seen her run!], joyjoy, Renee[who managed not to faint halfway through it.] steph and Gen-ny. OF COURSE NICOLETTE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. see see!!!

my camera has inferiority complex whenever it sees randi's awsm camera.
Went to wach united we move final playoffs. our team got third!! whoots. Alongside to amanda's 100m win, pei yi's second position in the 50m, 4x100 second place and 8x50 third. Things were really looking up XD
Sarah G was one of the happiest person i saw that day HAHA!

Oh then the five of us decided to take a walk around the stadium and take stupid pics.


oh my i cant keep my eyes open either. can't tell for shanna's tho haha.

first of the magnificant jumpshots.

to jump or not to jump, that is ze question.

Gen: Yes! jump!

Sam: Er okay i'll try.

Renee: i look retarded.

this one was quite a success.

Gen you are hilarious haha!

Winners with they're medals! what a smashing team, really.

ah the 4x100 first places!

Sarah anne imitating a cancer patient with that awful blue hat.


omg emi you look positively bald!

gerry refused to redo the face paint after she scratched hers off. so it ended up looking like that! awful huh... lol!

then someone screamed we should go down and roll around in the [artificial]grass. Ah that was me. so we did!

adeline and SAL were like fighting over who lies on whose thigh while i slept on gerry's belly at the other end. i sleep anywhere, really.


left for the third match. and left my camera in the hands of joy and gen... what a mistake haha.

gerry srsly looks like a vampire. well, she'll make a better edward cullen then robert pattison, that's fo' sure.

SEE! SEE!



Nic attempting to split in the air??

joy doing goodness knows what haha!

watched the match between 5.2 and the teachers. it was quite funny. i thought we could have played a better game and gone to battle the teachers, but ah well. it was fun while it lasted. we got third place tho!

um, i wouldnt do that if you paid me.


so that was about the entire sports carnival. It was quite rushed, but really fun as well XP then came the time for announcing the winners. In short, our class won CLASS CHAMP!!!! WHOOTS. reminded me of sec 2.8 days, jah? and then they announced house champion which was US!!!! maddelena!!!

Gen reminded me i was vice-house captain[and an absolutely useless one at that!] so rushed up to receive the house trophy. It was quite a miracle then i managed to not trip on the tangle of bags and stray limbs and stagger up the stairs without falling flat on my face. Some spirit came over me and i did the 'rock' sign in front of the whole school. good grief.

then they made us give back the trophies. like what?! okaay.

we were one of the few classes who bothered to stay back and take class photos.

this jumphsot was pure awsm-ness. the standing-hair made everyone about five inches taller, really.

these two had an obsession with cartwheels, so had to take till it pleased them. which of course, never happened.

LOL. miss kang looks very unprepared. I think she was having some sugar-high moment whilst reading the announcements for prizes, getting all hyper and making jokes haha! Must be caught up in the moment of casual-iousity, dressed in jeans and the like.

this one was a nice shot too! we're all pointing at sam by the way!
emilia the contortionist body.

after that headed with the usual crowd to go to sentosa! it was really awesome stuff! i should just let pictures do the talking. my fingers are cramping up from all that typing.

WAHAHAHHAA. so very unglam.

then someone pointed out i wore my shorts the wrong way and everyone bursts out in fits of laughter. but of course i didnt want to go back and change.

hadn't had one of these in a long time....

stumbled on sarah ee's heaven. all these angmoh's were sprawled on expensive beds and suntanning in shorts. i think sarah almost wet herself in pure glee, it was a sight to behold.

decided to cross the beach to search for a nice spot.
but runed back when the sand was infested with ants.

finally found a nice place with nearly nobody but this annoying couple who kept giving us the hairy eyeball. whatever, its not your beach! ah decided to change my shorts with nothing but a towel.

thanks to ger and sal for giving me a hand!! aahaha!!!

started to sleep almost immediately. was feeling really tired from all that running around and being hyper.

sarah is such a diva.

the sand burying began. i couldnt even feel it happening. I don't know, i just sleep through the loudest things, or the most obvious. dead to the world! the following photos are taken by emi or judy i think, and are quite explicit! don't blame me if you find it gross!

All i can say is, i have very gross friends laced with a touch of insanity.

ahhem. sorry, innocent ppl out there.

omg i swear i've been raped.

woke up. my whole tee shirt was like positively wet because they poured water. And my mouth filled with lots of sand, i swallowed some of it i think. took baywatch videos and played volleyball! it was funny!

nicole having a moment of fun.

Writing in sand, which is something i havent done for a very very long time.

nice picture, is it not?

judy just staring her name carved in sand.
someone else added the heart, i don't know. must be that nicole.

sal erased the star and drew a triangle. that coot.

who deosnt?!
muddy kidsss.

who else??

sarah anne tries to break into the construction sites.

nicole fell headlog into the sand while trying to help geraldine up! it just wasnt her day, really. HAHAH

emilia looks naked!

fooled around in the toilet. we were trying to bathe but there were no showers. I shall not divuldge our shower methods in so public an online site, but it was quite ingenius. I think we made more than one korean tourist frown when we emerged out of the wet cubicle.

we were acting like complete hobos, really.

after that judy, YW and sarah went home while the rest of us headed to the jap restaurant to eat. it was a complete rip off and the food wasn't that good. But we had a few laughs.





last picture before my camera died.

Reached home at around ten something, bathed and fell asleep.

Saturday was spent having music practise in the morning and celebrating national day with half my extended family. My mother forced everyone to dress in a parade of red and white, and sang the national anthem really loudly till it shook our house. My crazy uncle was making bad jokes about the president and PM[he could get exiled to switzerland for all i care.] in front of his own daughter, my six-year old cousin. at such an impressionable age, she is subjected to such humour. She might grow up to be a communist!!

And also, my clown father wanted to bring the whole family to watch fireworks, and was quickly agreed by my uncle. sheri also went in the end! but they missed it while i was at home watching the orange sparks fill the sky. and i was accused of being a killjoy the whole evening.

Surprise party for Renee! also went for the gig at east coast! took lots of pictures, i will blog about this another day when im not so tired.

Today went to renee's to study as well, in hope i can absorb her abundance of brain cells. pictures, blog next time.

okay goodnight all, its been a very very long post.

Mom and dad is not going to be happy at all. Infact they might just have a nervy b[HAHA] and mom will throw one of her famous B.Fs. So i will hunt for the little red bill that will come along and maybe for a little bit for meself.

Ah these are some pictures from yesterday, so vair fun.

SALAD. patti is very very good at making it.

Patti is eating out of a basin! glutton!

And stacey decides to LICK THE BOWL. haha.

And proud of it, if i may add.

Umm even though i promised people i wouldnt sleep during our study session, i couldnt help but take a short snooze of fifteen minutes. Fine, half an hour. Or forty-five. ARGH!

so they took pictures. Because everyone deserves a good laugh, i shall post them up.

I didnt feel A THING.

HAHAHAHAHAAA. its like someone knocked me out cold. How can someone not notice a duck sitting on her neck?!

And patti and ze dear hat.

SO GOOFY.

hahahha. have a great time in laos.

Today seemed like the slackest day ever. Esp after recess when we had chinese which was fruitless. And CHEM wherein mrs two didnt come, and the guy with the really shiny head came in. We whooped liked idiots. I gave out lots of free massage cards and slept a lot and told bad jokes by fabeha. Something's wrong with fabeha, she has quite literally gone mad because of the drain fumes.

I was just thinking about how me and srah anne did that hugging thing in front of mr quek's video camera and swigged out of the 250ml beakers like it was some beer keg. And we were almost planning to do that eygptian dance with emi renee and patti, but mr quek turned around and demanded that the whole group at the back break up into our respective benches. oooh fun sucker.

I waited for shanna for half a century today, renee made me study bio notes. we crammed at airport and i bought face paint and shite for tmr!

OUR LAST SPORTS DAY!!! yay!

Sentosa with the rest to do something insane eg. parasiling, trapezing tmr! and sarah ee will bring her hott ang moh guy detector[metal plate, wires and all.] and extra huge sunglasses hahaha!

Goodnight all.

This is so lame, there's a million things to say about your bloody immaturity. I'm out of this, and still have to get embroiled in all this ridiculous drama. Like you need something to brighten up your otherwise dull life, so you think up of something to mull over and spread. So pissed, i don't know what to say.

I'm every cliche, but i simply do it best.

IT IS FIVE FIFTEEN IN THE MORN!

Just sent patricia off to Laos with a letter and some COOKIES cause everyone loves homemade cookies, do they not? I am not denying Patricia took the box from me with a tinge of apprehension as if i POISONED it, but hope you liked it! I will miss you lots.

So the result of waking up at 4am in the morning: IMPOSSIBLE to go back to sleep.

I am not feeling exhausted now, but it will show up in class today when i'm sleeping in front of ms voon/or our very laxed chinese teacher. OMG i have no one to sit with in chinese today! PATRICIA COME BACK!!!



I saw some crazy ang moh running when i went down around four thirty, all sweaty and stuff. He yelled 'Good mornin'!' mid-jog, but i was still to dazed from the sleeping fumes to say anything sane back to him. Infact, i might have yelled back 'Gidday lad!' back in a weird accent. How embarrasing.

Okay will go back to snooze for an hour or so because Something Corporate's 'As you sleep' is playing on my ipod and you don't disobey such an obvious sign.

Night all.

if you got your criminal,

The only thing i can say is.

WHY?! OH WHY?!

THIS....
OVER THIS?!

Life can be oh-so-cruel.
Like today, when i listened to sarah G's fabulous stories on singfest. Or how me and lizzie[or rather Lizzeh and I, as you posh english-language analysts like to point out.] could have been headbanging to paramore songs at FOP and attracting weird stares from people but i don't care because when LIZZIE AND I ARE TOGETHER we rule the world. No matter how small the world is.

Oh i think i ran 2.4 today, accompanying the procrastinators batch. Renee pretty much had her own entourage pushing her. IT WAS HILARIOUS. me and SAL could did a pretty good dramatization of the little run, but because renee is frail, i will not make fun of her. XP Patricia was running about trying to cajole the western stall lady a.k.a the STINGE to give her some sugar for the gasping runners, but of course to no avail. Fabeha as usual was being funny.

'I AM AN INSPIRATION.'

We were having another one of those Edward Cullen debates during class today, the latest. Ah what was discussed was yet again DISCUSSED. Just the sight of RP and his ginormous forehead[or FIVEHEAD. ha! ha! ha!] is enough to make all of us go ballisticimus. Nicole M does such a good impression of his disgusting voice that it makes us all roll on the floor.






I think my brain's gone on vacation. The whole weekend i've bumped into pillars and missed train stops because of texting, fell into a drain and down flights of stairs, brushed my teeth with Citrus soap and walked into a glass door. What am i going to do with myself?!

Ah i cannot wait for friday. fireworks?

Ah goodnight all.

Good Evening miss,

I hope everyone enjoyed the pictures.

Weekends come and go waay too fast, but then monday feels like an eternity. I read somewhere that there is only 24 days to prelims. I think i lost my sense of anxiety, someone find it for me please.

I studied with stacey and Prett-ay patti twice this week and i cannot remember what i did. Also, Mel and Kel's company prove too distracting to do anything at all, we just end up laughing like coots and doing the weirdest things.

Yesterday has classes and then went to GM for drama practice for the CHRISTMAS skit. Woah, 'kiasu' has found a whole new level. But it was so vair funny. We are doing that lifehouse thing again, which was the cause of me and my gargutan mouth. So thus i ended up in the cast as 'Drunk Girl'. LOVELY.

But luki as jesus is like about ten times funnier muahahahahahaaaaaaa. When he was um, creating the world and also humans, he almost fell over his own invisible trees. Ah what a sight.

I think jie shawn got uber frustrated with us[mel kelvin and moi] when we started to the that eygptian/tribal hand gestures thingy instead of being 'graceful and expressive' like how Ben was. Poo-ey, can't hurt to have some fun right? Oh it was the absolute picture of the word hilarious. I was the worst.

JS: How difficult is it to wave your arms a bit in a flow-ey way? Stacy Mel and Kelvin, come on! Look at ben!
Mel: Like this? * starts to the 70s bunny hop.
JS: NO no! graceful! graceful!
Kelvin: oh oh, look at me! *does the scissors-arms movement thingy
JS: OMG. stacy, do you have any joints at all? why so stiff??!

tres amusant.


Went to borders to. IT WILL REMAIN A SECRET.
Had a study session. While the rest went for FOP, how great is that.
It was quite productive at the airport, felt quite sleepy. I think i make quite a brilliant SS teacher, Shanna should hire me for good XD





Church in the morning.
Aunty Yu ming is at singfest now rocking out to the sounds of Panic at the Disco and Jamie Scott and the town. I am at home watching a chick flick while a forty-something year old woman from church headbangs with the coolest bands[and maybe Masura? EEEKS. better becareful with what i say, school's eyes are everywhere.] in her high heels and costume jewelry.

How sad and pathetic is that?


Very very, is the answer.

she's holding out for a hero,

This is in ode to all the hormonally-active girls in the world.

Uh huh, its a collective HOTT GUY top ten list from a carefully selected group of very experienced Analysts. But don't get all pissy if your ten guys didnt make it here, democracy is very important. So here we go.

10. Jim Sturgess

Acted in 21 and the so-called acclaimed film, Across the Universe. Which none of us but Sarah G has heard of and demands that we watch it. He's not that good looking, just has a rather cute charm XD

9. Wentworth Miller

I only have one thing to say: Too bad he's gay. Vair gay.

8. Channing Tatum
Sorry this is one of the better photos; underwear models don't exactly keep it PG-13 if you know what i mean. He isn't that an actor tho. but talk about multi-talented! In other aspects. Hot bod!

7. Josh DuhamelWAHAHA. He supposedly put on quite a bit of tummy, which voted him out out of Sarah Eew's list. But i stay faithful! Last movie i've seen him in was Transformers, very distracting. How to concentrate on dusty robots and what not when mr. Duhamel is running across desert plains in army fatigues? I ask you.

6. William Mosely
I have nothing to say.

Except: WHY?!
Why him and not skandar Keynes?!
Blow democracy, this is quite an outrage. Onto the next one.

5. Dougie Poynter
Sorry, he gets two pictures because Sarah G provided me with so many awesome pictures i just couldnt choose!! Argh. Happy now?!



Quite breath-taking, right?
Heatwave, alright.

4. Aaron Johnson


i couldnt find any better picture except ones i have posted before. Oh he would have thrown a top three if he didnt PERM HIS BLOODY HAIR. He does a very good imitation of a broccoli head right now. Angus Thongs!

3. Steven Strait.

Acted in Undiscovered and the Covenant. Another one of those non-quite photogenic sort. You MUST watch the movie to taste the awesomeness of Strait. Even is he did have black pupils and have the uncanny habit of leaping off 200-metre cliffs, he does enter top three XD

2. Oliver James

The guy who acted in what a girl wants[his most famous role.] and also Raise your voice. Was my screensaver for quite a while in the earlier days. And plus... HE'S A MUSICIAN. scores brownie points for that.

1. GASPARD ULLIEL
BUT OF COURSE!!!!!

What an angel. Not only is he good on screen, but is VERY VERY PHOTOGENIC.
If i had a choice i would put tons more pictures, but the other panel of analysts would cry foul.

Quite literally, SMOKING HOT.

What part of him doesnt scream out VAMPIRE?!
The twilight issue again, my blood boils when visions of that awful Robert Pattison being cast over Ulliel. He and his disgusting voice, lousy acting and GINORMOUS forehead. Or fivehead. Hahaahaaaa...

Enough of bad casting. Ulliel!

That's all. XD have fun, enjoy yourselves.
Make sure to join us in the next voting! As i always say, seasons change but hotness prevails!