In an effort to get people to look into people's eyes more, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words per day. When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant, I point to chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way. Late at night, I call my long distance lover and proudly say 'I used only fifty-nine words today, I saved the rest for you' When she doesn't respond, I know she's used up all her words, so I slowly whisper 'I love you' thirty-two and a third times. After that, we just sit on the line and hear each other breathe.If only things could be that simple.
MATH CRAM SESSION today with ains and luki D: Happy studying, all.
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