This day's got potential. Its pregnant.

Naomi: Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got all these desires, but he doesn't have the bottle to do reach out for them. So, he goes mad, and wanks off about Ophelia, and ends up so boring somebody has to kill him.

Josie: I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in Hamlet!

Naomi: Yeah there is. Loads. Only they call it 'soliloquizing'

Cook: Nice one, blondie. She's funny.



I remember being so frustrated with what 'soliloquizing' meant whilst riffling through Wuthering Heights (ref. chapter 1 page 2) at the beginning of the year. That for now, is the least of my worries.

Who said watching Skins isn't educational?

Season 4 awaits the long to-do-list of post-promotionals! Good luck, everyone :)